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(no subject) [Apr. 21st, 2004|04:55 pm]
The next 4 years by ersatztropicana
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You should major inenvironmental studies
You will pay your way byfinding El Dorado
You will stay sane bydrinking like a fish
You should graduate byNovember 2, 2093
If you actually go toyour AA meetings
Your spirit animal is abrontosaurus
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(no subject) [Apr. 18th, 2004|12:24 pm]
WRONG YESTERDAYS
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(no subject) [Apr. 15th, 2004|02:21 pm]
"A friend of mine want's to ask you soomething."
"Which friend?"
"Just a friend."
"I see."
"A friend,"
"Yes, I'm with you. What does he want to know?"
" My friend wants to know if you could ever-if you could marry someone who didn't have any...if he had..."
"If he had what?"
"No, that's the point- if he didn't have...if he had...if he didn't have..."
"If he didn't have what, then?"
"If he didn't have...if he had..."
"Say it, Christ!"
"Well, you see, what my cousin wants to know, actually, is could you marry someone who had...who didn't have..."
"Jesus!! WHAT??"
"Who didn't have teeth. Who had false ones. Could you?"
"If I loved him, of course I could."
"Gosh. I never thought I would marry,"
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(no subject) [Mar. 30th, 2004|08:25 am]
ness is shit.
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(no subject) [Mar. 29th, 2004|10:29 am]
-and i still like Ian Curtis...a lot!
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(no subject) [Mar. 29th, 2004|10:23 am]
"you can't bone my mouth when my mouth is bone dry!"
gravy train is coming up!
i am so excited!
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(no subject) [Mar. 24th, 2004|08:16 am]
Baby boy you're sweet sixteen
you taste so sweet
but you look so mean.
jeans are tight just how i like
give me what i want tonight!

i really enjoy The Peppermints.
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(no subject) [Mar. 21st, 2004|08:45 am]
everything you do in your life, you should do because you want to do it, more than anything else in the world. And when you make plans, you should aim for the most exciting, glorious life you could imagine, not just for conventional "success" or "security," the consolation prizes of the tired and hopeless. What could be more radical than choosing your actions according to how enjoyable they are, rather than how moral, how responsible, how socially acceptable they seem? And yet, what else really makes sense? Haven't we tried serving every master but our own, fighting for every cause except ourselves?

Think back to the most important day of your life, the day you first discovered love or music or adventure... when a thousand new doors opened, and the world seemed bigger than it ever had before, and suddenly everything was possible.

Why can't every day feel like that?
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(no subject) [Mar. 18th, 2004|04:29 pm]
I awoke in a sweat from the American Dream.
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(no subject) [Mar. 12th, 2004|10:09 am]
http://www.mythologic.net/end
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(no subject) [Mar. 10th, 2004|07:52 am]
BURGER BABY schaut ein Hackfleisch in meine Augen ich jedesmal vergesse alle von meiner Traurigkeit und dem Glücklichen Mahlzeit Preis Cuz an die ich bin ein verhungert motherfucker, der viel größere Schenkel will, Wird so hornig wann ein Zwiebelring wird
gefickt von einem Braten     Was kann ich machen? Ich liebe Sie, ich würde machen einen Buckel Sie, es ist kühl, daß ich nur nicht mich sorge, was sie (BURGER BABY) sagen, Weiß, was ich, machen werde, ich liebe Sie, ich werde machen einen Buckel Sie, es ist
kühl Und wir werden uns so (BURGER BABY) ich bin die kinda Dame, die und Ausbreitungsspritze hinunter erhalten wird, die alle über mir bis Junior Carl scheißt, ist toter Uh, das Ketchup das freuenKondom, damit Ihre Würze verschüttet auf dem Bett     Weinend wie
ein Weibchen eine Nacht ich nur könnte nicht stehen es der auf mit einem Burgerbaby nicht Geklopft Wird, und ich hatte nur es Hat Aufgerufen Smokehouse für Bargeld nicht geplant, haben sie gesagt, "Wir verstehen es! nicht"! Ich habe gesagt "BURGER ABTREIBUNG
die ich NICHT FRAGE ES, daß ich ES VERLANGEN! !!!" Was kann ich machen? Kann Sie, ich liebe Sie nicht töten, mache ich ich nur Erhöhung Sie auf werden, während mein Sohn (BURGER BABY) Weiß, was ich machen werde, mache Sie, ich Sie, ich wird nicht töten liebe
Und Sie werden meines einziges Ein (BURGER BABY) sein
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(no subject) [Jan. 5th, 2004|01:19 pm]
last...
-movie you rented: beyond the valley of the dolls
-song you listened to:placebo
-song that was stuck in your head: nancy sinatra
-song you've downloaded: red elvises
-cd you bought: nina hagen nunsexmonkrock
-cd you listened to: joy division
-person you've called: dylan
-person that's called you:patrick
-tv show you've watched:rich girls...very sad

Do or Do you...
-you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: no
-wish you could live somewhere else: yes
-you think about suicide: yes
-you believe in online dating:no.
-others find you attractive: i've been told that i am.. i don't know what they see, i really don't.( nicely put keri)
-you want more piercings: yes, nose
-you drink: if it's around.
-you do drugs: yes
-you like cleaning: only if i'm angry
-you like roller coasters: i love them
-you write in cursive or print: print

for or against...
-long distance relationships: against.
-using someone: against.
-suicide: for. if it is really what you want.
-killing people: for. in certain cases
-teenage smoking: for. its your choice.
-doing drugs: for. as long as its used only as an abortion method.
-driving drunk: against.
-gay/lesbian relationships: totally for, in every way.

favorite...
-food: babies
-song: shoot it up smack jack
-thing to do: sleep, sex
-thing to talk about: eating babies
-sports: hockey and eating babies
-drinks: v8
-clothes: jeans
-movies: i like a lot of movies but my absolute favorite right now is desperate living, but that will change soon, it always does
-bands: The birthday party the nina hagen band joy division and mony more
-Holiday:i am against all holidays
-cars: crx, they're so cute!!!

have you...
-ever cried over a girl/boy: yes
-ever lied to someone:yes
-ever been in a fist fight: yes
-ever been arrested: no

what...
-shampoo do you use: some hippy orange stuff from trader joes
-perfume do you wear: i dont i'm allergetic!!
-shoes do you wear:anything comfortable
-are you scared of: people

number of...
-times i have had my heart broken: twice
-hearts i have broken:
-guys i have kissed: 5
-continents i have lived in: one
-drugs i have taken illegally: three or four
-people i would classify as true, could trust with my life, friends: patrick dani devi and laurel
-people i consider my enemies: none that i know of.
-cd's i own: many
-scars on my body: five or six
-things in my past i regret: bieng born

Full Name: Autumn Raya Calvanese-Konrad
Birthday: september 22
Zodiac Sign: virgo libra cusp
Gender: female
What Time Is It?: 2:40
Are you sensitive?: sometimes

Person Who Last...
Slept In Your Bed?: besides myself, jaxxon
Saw You Cry?: patrick
Made You Cry?: my mom
You Shared a Drink With?: dani
You Went to the Movies With?: james
You Went to the Mall with?: devi
Yelled At You?: my dad
Sent You An Email: christine

Have You Ever...
Taken a Picture of Yourself With a Milk Moustache and Sent It to the Milk People?: no
Said "I Love You" and Meant It?: yes
Gotten into a Fight with Your Dog/Cat?: yes
Been to NY?: yes
Been to Florida?: yes
California: yes
Hawaii?: yes
Mexico?: yes.
China?: no
Canada?: yes
Danced Naked?: everyday
Had a Dream About Something Really Crazy, Then It Happens the Next Day?: no
Stalked Someone?: no
Had a Mud Bath?: yes
Wished You Were the Opposite Sex?: yes
Had An Imaginary Friend?: yes

What Time Is It Now?: 2:50

Apples or Bananas?: bananas
Blue or Red? red
Backstreet Boys or N*Sync? no
Wal*Mart or Target? target
Spring or Fall? fall
Santa or Rudolph? rudolph
What Are You Going to Do After You Finish This? go to seventh period
What Was the Last Meal You Ate?: tamales
High School or College? high school.
Are You Bored? no
How Many of Your Buddies Are Online?:i dont know
Last Movie You Saw?: twin falls idaho
Last Noise You Heard?: anthony , hes happy
Last Smell You Sniffed?: nail polish
About Your Friends...
Laughs the Weirdest?: keri
Who Have You Known the Longest?: devi
Loudest?: alexander
Is the Quietest?: tessa
Who Is The Funniest?: yes
Who Is the Moodiest?: me
Biggest Pimp?: no, no , no
Biggest Player?: david
Who Can You Tell Most of Your Secrets To?: patrick
Who Do You Usually Go To About All Your Problems?:patrick
Name Your Best Bud of All Time?: no
Last Time You Went Out of State?: last december
Lucky Number?: 37
Do You Have a Crush on Someone?: yes
Do They Know?: yes
Do You Have a Girlfriend?: i wish, but she doesnt like me because i'm fat

What Book Are You Reading Now?: battle royale
Pets?: dog.
Siblings?: two
Been So Drunk You Blacked Out?: no
Taken Any Illegal Substances?: bite me
Gone Out in Public in Your Pajamas?: yes
Missed School Because It Was Raining?: yes
Set Any Body Part on Fire for Amusement?: no
Kept a Secret From Everyone?: yes
Wanted to Hook Up With a Friend?: yes
Cried During a Movie?: yes
Ever at Anytime Owned New Kids on the Block Stuff?: no
Planned Your Week Based on the TV Guide?: no
Been on Stage?: yes.

Favorites
Shampoo?: peppermint
Soap?: peppermint
Colors?: green black grey
Day or Night?: night
Summer or Winter?: winter
Lace or Satin?: lace
Cartoon Character?: bozack

In The Last Two Weeks
Cried?: yes
Cut Your Hair?: no
Worn a Skirt?: no.
Been Sarcastic?: yes
Talked to Someone You Have a Crush On?: yes
Hugged Someone?: yes
Fought With Your Parents?: yes
Wished Upon a Star?: that's for gay people... yes
Laughed Until You Cried?:yes
Played Truth or Dare?: no
Watched a Sunrise/Sunset?: both
Went to the Beach at Night?: no
Spent Quality Time Alone?: yes
Ate a Meal?: yes
Are You Lonely?: yes
Are You Talking to Someone Online?:no

Do You Believe In...
God/Devil?: no
Love?:yes
Heaven/Hell?: god.. devil?

Who Named You?: father
When Was the Last Time You Showered?: this very morning.
What Color Pants Do You Have On Right Now?: jeans
What Song Are You Listening To Right Now?: none.
What Is Your Computer Desk Made Of?: ??
What Are the Last Four Digits In Your Telephone Number?: 2969
Where Do You Want To Go On Your Honeymoon?: i don't think i'll have one.
How's The Weather Right Now?: sunny
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(no subject) [Jan. 5th, 2004|10:21 am]
i am sad and i hate everyone. i hate you
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(no subject) [Jan. 5th, 2004|10:20 am]
[music |the red elvises]

i am finially updating my journal! isnt that exciting, christmas break sucked my relatives are crazy and i hate them. i hate my mother more. she is pretentious and she lies. when i got back devi was nice then pat and dani. i lilke pat a lot.new years was ok i guess i was at home but it was still nice. Thats about it,
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(no subject) [Dec. 19th, 2003|11:30 am]
[mood | blank]
[music |The Cure]

ok, so now my day sucks again. i was so happy about not bieng in trouble, but i am again maybe my dad should take some mydol!!anyway i guess its not so bad, whatever.

kia is such an awesome person. i havent talked to him in a really long time and today we had what i felt was a really good conversation. that makes me like the bus, sometimes i hate it but today if it hadn't been for that big ugly yellow thing i wouldn't have had that conversation with him.

battle royal is awesome.

other than that things still suck butt.
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(no subject) [Dec. 19th, 2003|10:20 am]
YES!! i got a new icon...IAn Curtis is so talented. i like him a lot!!

udafed is kicking in this is tiring to be awake, i'll sleep now thats wahat i love about 3rd period media
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(no subject) [Dec. 19th, 2003|10:05 am]
[mood | apathetic]

yay today is the last day that i am not allowed to speak on the phone!!! but i think i like this more and multi tasking is just too much for me so yea, i dont think there will be too much phone action for me in the future anyway.

today is like christmas the mass of christ. what the fuckj is that alll about?

i am lame and i am not up to date on my gifr giving so if you feel left out dont you will not be forgotten.
JOY DIVISION!!-i love you dani.
kevin is licking my vagina.
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(no subject) [Dec. 19th, 2003|07:49 am]
this is just a test. Do not be alarmed
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(no subject) [Dec. 18th, 2003|10:03 am]
this is my first journal entry. This is not as exciting as i thought it would be but its nice now i have a way to tell the masses to fuck off.
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